He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
on the dick like
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
"no homo," i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist
why the fuck are so many people tagging this as sherlock
Why can’t more people think like John Green?
this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.
I LOVE JOHN GREEN
i did it. i caught ‘em all. i can go die peacefully now
edit: since someone mentioned i don’t have all the forms of the legendaries:
This is my kind of card.
PIZZA WOULD NOT APPROVE
More like, when do I stop watching hentai?
Texas Sportscaster Gives Best Response to Michael Sam’s Coming Out Ever
dang like the initial response was so good
and then like he just kept getting cooler
When people give Elsa crap for being “too sexy” for Disney
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins